My new 911 turbo

[I Leak Oil]

Always wanted one. My mini midlife crisis!

[xplorUtah]

Excellent choice!

[series guy]

That’s going to look awesome with some Fuchs.

[RustCollector]

Very appropriate badge. Old air cooled Porsches are known for losing even more oil than Rovers are, but Porsches usually release it as smoke and not liquid.

When I was racing cars (not Porsches, sadly), they said that if you saw a Porsche that wasn't smoking, it meant that it was out of oil.